Wackiest Christmas Gear
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After a long 2018, the holidays are a time to let your hair down and embrace the jolly before the new year. While gift-giving season is upon us, there's no harm in picking up a little something for numero uno. After all, you've been through this year, you deserve it. Peruse the list below and deck the halls (well, your house) with some spirited décor in the form of a streaking Santa shower curtain or festive toilet paper, and cater to all the senses with a KFC fire log or a voice-transforming elf microphone.
'Tis the season.
Taco Bell Cookie StampSet
Forget snowmen and reindeer-shaped cookies. Jazz up the holiday treats spread with these Taco Bell cookie cutters and stamps. Shape out a crunchy taco and a Fire Sauce packet with ease -- the only tricky part is decorating them.
$15.00 at TacoBellTacoShop.com
Christmas Toilet Paper
Give your private space a touch of the holiday spirit with this Christmas-themed toilet paper. Choose from patterns of reindeer, Christmas trees, or Santa doing his business. It’s only one roll, so use sparingly (or stock up) to last through the season.
$3.45 at Amazon.com
Turkey Hat
What better way to show enthusiasm for Mom’s Christmas dinner than by gifting her a turkey hat? She can don it like it's a chef’s hat to show who’s really the queen of the kitchen. It’s one size fits all, so everyone in the family can have a turn.
$9.99 at Amazon.com
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Two-Person Holiday Sweater
Looking for something to wear to this year’s holiday parties? Grab your bestie or your sweetie and climb into this two-person holiday sweater. Show who was nice (or naughty) this year while sporting twice the holiday cheer.
$20.99 at Amazon.com
KFC Fire Log
What says "holiday spread" more than KFC? If you can’t get enough of Colonel Sanders’ mouth-watering secret recipe, then you’ll want the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog for your hearth this year. This log, made with 100 percent recycled materials (from Enviro-Log), will burn for up to three hours. It goes without saying (but they had to put it on their website anyway): Don’t put your face in the fire to smell fried chicken -- unless you want your face fried, too. While this log sold out almost immediately on KFC.com, it can still be found on eBay.
Find out more at eBay.com
Talk Like an Elf Microphone
Be the host with the most this Christmas with Hallmark’s Talk Like an Elf microphone. The deeper your voice, the funnier it’ll be. What do elves sound like, you ask? You’ll have to buy it to find out.
$9.99 at Amazon.com
Elf Earbuds
These elf earbuds will definitely turn heads on the subway. They’re flesh-colored, pointy, and made of comfy silicone. When not in use they’ll pack away in the included carrying case. Plus, they include a built-in mic for when Santa calls.
$15.98 at Amazon.com
Black Christmas Tree
Green trees are out, black trees are in. Get in on this year’s hottest Christmas trend with a black (yes, black) Christmas tree. It’s made with classy black PVC, flame-retardant needles and pairs stunningly with silver or gold ornaments.
From $259.99 at Treetopia.com
Streaking Santa Shower Curtain
Dress up your bathroom with a dressed-down Santa shower curtain. If you want something that’s decidedly more family-friendly, there are other choices, such as a snowman or a Santa-hat-wearing T-Rex.
$25.99 at Amazon.com
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